Little Johnny rushes inside, out of breath and shouts, "Mother! Mother! Give me some money for the poor old man that's shouting along the road!"
His mother replies, "What is he shouting?"
"Ice creams! Come get your ice cream..."
Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...
Because I found Himalayan on the road.
Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with "no me neither?"
I'm terrified of elevators...
I'm taking steps to avoid them.