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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 767
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$10.00 won 7 votes

Little Johnny rushes inside, out of breath and shouts, "Mother! Mother! Give me some money for the poor old man that's shouting along the road!"

His mother replies, "What is he shouting?"

"Ice creams! Come get your ice cream..."

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$50.00 won 6 votes

Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$25.00 won 7 votes

Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with "no me neither?"

"No."

"Me neither."

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$9.00 won 3 votes
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I'm terrified of elevators...

I'm taking steps to avoid them.

3 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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