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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 767
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$10.00 won 6 votes

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?

Ten-ants.

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$7.00 won 6 votes

Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

6 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$12.00 won 9 votes

A gold-digger had died and all her worldly possessions, including a parrot, were being auctioned off.

"What am I offered for this beautiful bird?"

"One bean," bid a bystander.

"Two bucks," roared another.

"Make it five, Daddy," croaked the parrot, "and I'll give you a kiss."

9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$12.00 won 8 votes

Little Johnny was awaiting the arrival of his piano teacher when his mother inquired, "Little Johnny, did you wash your hands?"

Little Johnny replied, "Yes."

Mother: "And your face?"

Little Johnny: "Yes mother."

Mother: "And did you wash behind your ears?"

Little Johnny: "On her side, I did."

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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