What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?

He became Lone Lee...

A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.

So he got married.

Now he forgot what science is all about.

Me: Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!

Doctor: Well tell her to come in.

Me: I cant! She doesn't stop at this floor.

Dietitian: Did you follow the course that I have given you 4 weeks ago?

Client: Yes, of course!

Dietitian: So did you lose at least 4lbs ?

Client: No! I lost 4 weeks!