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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 631
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1832.00
$12.00 won 4 votes
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Why did little Johnny put his teddy in the freezer?

He wanted a Polar Bear.

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$12.00 won 7 votes

Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He ask what did he have in the trailer?

"Manure,"the neighbor replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked Little Johnny

"Put it on my strawberries," answered the farmer.

Little Johnny replied, "You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries."

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$25.00 won 4 votes
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Scarecrows are always outstanding in their field...

But HAY, its in their JEANS!

4 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$15.00 won 6 votes
 

Did you hear about the not so smart young lady that was injured while ice fishing?

She was run over by the zamboni.

6 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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