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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 631
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1832.00
$12.00 won 5 votes
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If 'I' comes before 'E', except after' C'....

Then how come SCIENCE disproves it?

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 10 votes
 

The son has finally saved enough money to buy his own house. It is just a few houses down the road from where his parents still live.

On the day he moves in he invites some friends over, turns On the music and drinking a few beers. As the son was making his toast and said, "I don't have to listen to my parents anymore", the phone rings. He goes inside to answer and is silent when he rejoins the party.

"Who was that?" ask one of the guests.

"Well," replied the son. "It was my father telling me to turn down the music as there are people in the neighborhood that are trying to sleep."

10 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish.

The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium.

Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$7.00 won 8 votes

Luke: I remember the time I played against Yale in football. What a game it was."

Mark: "What position did you play?"

Luke: "In the first game I was left...."

Mark: "End?"

Luke: "Left out. In the second half I was back...."

Mark: "You were back in?"

Luke: "No, way back."

8 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Benjones" |