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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 631
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1832.00
$25.00 won 6 votes
 

I was trying to develop a joke about PALLETS...

But I am not able to find one that stacks up.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$12.00 won 4 votes

Is there a difference in a smart person and a stupid person?

No, as both think they know everything.

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$10.00 won 8 votes

Mary Jane: "Your husband's birthday is coming up. What are you getting him?"

Wife: "Oh, 100 of his favorite cigars."

Mary Jane: "What did you pay for them?"

Wife: "Nothing! For the last few months I have taken one or two from his box daily. He has not noticed and will be delighted with my ability in getting the kind he always smoked."

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$25.00 won 10 votes
 

Theater Manager: "Your second act was magnificent, Miss De Fleur! Your suffering was almost real."

Miss De Fleur: "It was, I've got a nail in my shoe."

Theater Manager: "Well, for heaven's sake leave it in until the third and final act is complete."

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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