I was trying to develop a joke about PALLETS...

But I am not able to find one that stacks up.

The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize...

The "No Bell" prize!

Is there a difference in a smart person and a stupid person?

No, as both think they know everything.

Mary Jane: "Your husband's birthday is coming up. What are you getting him?"

Wife: "Oh, 100 of his favorite cigars."

Mary Jane: "What did you pay for them?"

Wife: "Nothing! For the last few months I have taken one or two from his box daily. He has not noticed and will be delighted with my ability in getting the kind he always smoked."