S.Sovetts Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 347
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$6.00 won 6 votes

Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."

Ashley: "Really?"

Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$8.00 won 6 votes

Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

“Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”

“But Larry’s still alive?”

“I know, but his hair is gone.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$6.00 won 4 votes

All my life I thought air was free…

Until I bought a bag of chips.

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it???

The plot thickens...

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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