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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 347
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$8.00 won 6 votes

I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...

Clothes, but no cigar.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$7.00 won 6 votes
 

I trained my dog to fetch me beer...

It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge!

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

An interoffice softball game was held every year between the company's marketing and sales staff.

The sales staff whipped the marketing department soundly 10 to 1. But the marketing department showed how they earn their keep by posting this memo on the bulletin board after the game:

"The marketing department is pleased to announce that during the 2020 softball season we came in 2nd place, having lost just one game all year! The sales staff, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game."

5 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.

Little Johnny raised his hand and asked the police officer giving them the tour who the people on the wall were.

"Those are pictures of criminals we are looking for," answered the policeman. "We call those wanted posters."

Little Johnny looked puzzled. He raised his hand back up into the air. "Well," he wondered, "why didn't you just keep them when you took their pictures?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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