Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it???

The plot thickens...

I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...

Clothes, but no cigar.

I trained my dog to fetch me beer...

It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge!

You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take...

You also miss 95% of the shots you DO take...

You stink and you're off the team is basically what I'm trying to say.