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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 347
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$8.00 won 3 votes

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 12 to 1."

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.

"This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He's been caught telling unbelievable lies."

"I'll say he has," the woman replies, "I don't have a son."

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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"Dad, I am hungry."

"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, I'm serious."

"I thought you were Hungry?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Nope, I'm Dad."

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
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It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...

Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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