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maryjones

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 459
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1222.00
$12.00 won 6 votes

Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day.

His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?"

Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$50.00 won 9 votes
 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...

... in another city!

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$15.00 won 12 votes

"You know, I think everyone should divide their worldly goods with the other fellow," said an office worker to another.

"That's a good idea. If you had two thousand dollars would you give me half?"

"Sure."

"And if you had two automobiles, would you give me one?"

"Sure."

"And if you had two shirts, would you give me one?"

"No."

"No? Why?"

"Because I have two shirts."

12 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

At the monthly meeting of the local group of struggling artists, two of them were discussing their respective prospects.

First artist: "I'm not doing too well. I painted a picture for a local lady but she didn't like it. She said it made her look just like a monkey."

Second artist: "I hope you were diplomatic about it?"

First artist: "Yes, I told her she should have thought about that before she had her picture painted."

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "maryjones" |