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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 542
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 2427.00
$10.00 won 7 votes
 

My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”

So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

Two drunk guys were fighting.

One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

That was the punchline.

10 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

Before crowbars were invented...

...most crows drank at home by themselves.

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

I just saw some idiot at the gym...

He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |