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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 308
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 989.00
$7.00 won 6 votes
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A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"

He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much.

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Why is 68 afraid of 70?

Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |