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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 542
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 2427.00
$25.00 won 8 votes

I've never been married...

... but I've had a few near Mrs.!!!

8 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?

"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."

6 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...

Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!

7 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

"We have your son," said the kidnapper.

"I don't have a son," says the woman.

"Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?"

"Oh God, you have my husband."

8 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |