A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"
He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much.
Why is 68 afraid of 70?
Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.