Bono & The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Oh no, not U2 again!"
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...
I was like 0mg!
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy...
So I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable WiFi!
Her: “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”
Me: “Our relationship is what? Over.”