Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars...

It's the bear minimum.

When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said, "Don't forget to write!"

I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"

If Watson isn't the most famous doctor...

...Then Who is!

What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.