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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 314
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 989.00
$9.00 won 9 votes

I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit...

My wife said it was a huge waist.

9 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |