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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 335
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$25.00 won 10 votes

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?"

His three friends eagerly agreed to the wager. My grandfather missed the putt by ten feet, and his friends gathered around to collect their money. Granddad pulled out a dollar bill on which he had written, "I can make this putt."

His pals are still trying to collect on the bet and grandpa is too.

10 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$10.00 won 6 votes

Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...

Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it’s only a bank robbery.

6 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$8.00 won 8 votes

Her: What do you do?

Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.

8 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$25.00 won 11 votes

I made a graph of all my past relationships...

It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.

11 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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