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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 329
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$50.00 won 9 votes

My boss came to me at lunch, "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!"

I shrugged and said, "Good employees are hard to find!"

9 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$6.00 won 7 votes
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What is muffins spelled backwards?

Exactly what you do when you take them out the oven.

7 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

Shop assistant: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?

Psychic: I'm a medium.

10 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

12 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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