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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 470
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1071.00
$9.00 won 7 votes

Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“

The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!”

Husband: "Never mind, I’m feeling much better now."

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$6.00 won 9 votes

What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

9 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"

Me: "Her son back!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

No offense, but I was raised to “take care of my husband”...

Wash his clothes, clean the house, wear gloves, get rid of the body, act really sad at the funeral.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |