Past Winners

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."

Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

What do you call a person who takes baby goats?

A Kidnapper!

For a while I worked at a sarcastic tattoo parlor.

I quit because I couldn’t take the needling.

I put my phone under my pillow last night.

When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place.

It was the Bluetooth Fairy.