Past Winners

Did you hear about the brawl at the post office?

The stamps got licked by the postmaster.

A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis.

The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it, I want to prolong it!"

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My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker.

Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.

So I folded.