misc jokes

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year the dog is still happy to see you.

Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!

1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?

2. If a deaf person must appear in court, is it still called a hearing?

3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk"... who else could you risk other than yourself?

4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?

5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?