misc jokes

A beggar goes door-to-door looking for food, he rang on one door and a person comes out:
-What do you want?
Can I have some food?
-Do you mind if it is from yesterday?
Of course not
-So, come back tomorrow!

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.

1. You know you're over the hill when you are arranging your hair instead of combing it.
2. You know you're over the hill when your idea of a good workout is standing up.
3. You know you're over the hill when you start picking your teeth out of the popcorn.

Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!