misc jokes

Mama bear to Papa bear:
"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

One caterpillar to another, as they watch a butterfly:
"You'll never get me up in one of those things."

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."