misc jokes

Do you know why malt stands are constantly rated best businesses of the year?

They always give customers a fair shake.

Did you hear about the problems in the Woodworkers Union?

A radical group broke off and formed a splinter group.

Q: Why do little melons have to have big weddings?
A: Because they "cantelope."

Q: Why do little melons have to have big weddings?
A: Because they "cantelope."