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My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.

The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."

I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”

“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
  • barber7796 : thanks for your vote helped me finish in the money

    • HENNE : Great...

      • barber7796 : you ok? getting low on jokes. hope you not in hospital again

        • Jareth the Goblin King : I have tons of jokes. They only allow three a day to be entered. Then they choose which ones that are not repeated and usually the ones that don’t get shared for people to vote on. I could be wrong. Look for new jokes by me everyday. :-)

      • Egbert : friend suggested i read your jokes,,,,, like them and voted

        • Sami : Voted

          • shopin55 : voted

            • barber7796 : great one. love being first to vote on your jokes. VOTED

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