Best Jokes

Q: What do you do when an Antartian throws a pin at you?
A: Run, because the grenade is in her mouth!!

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
4. Always give people a friendly greeting.
5. If it's not wet and sloppy...it's not a good kiss.

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
4. Always give people a friendly greeting.
5. If it's not wet and sloppy...it's not a good kiss.

In ancient Rome, deli workers were told that they could eat anything they wanted during the lunch hour.

Anything, that is, except the smoked salmon.

Thus, were created the world's first anti-lox breaks.