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An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"

The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every evening at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."

The reporter then asked, "That's ALL?"

The man smiled, "Well, canceling my voyage on Titanic sure didn't hurt."

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  • Egbert : love this one. voted. check out mine see what you think

    • barber7796 : thanks for your vote

      • barber7796 : good joke. got my vote. been have trouble getting any of mine approved. got one today. check it out and tell me what you think

        • D-Gellybean : Lmbo. Voted.

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