Latest Jokes

What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live? You have five months to pay! 
How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor? He takes Friday off to play miniature golf. 
When does a doctor suggest emergency surgery? When he's ready for a new sports car! 
What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation? Whatever you do, don't go into the light. 

Q: What do you call a wiener dog at the beach? 

A: A hot dog!

Q: What do you call a wiener dog at the beach? 
A: A hot dog!

On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the classroom asked, "How will that help?"