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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked
for the address and the dalmation responded,
"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked
for the address and the dalmation responded,
"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.

One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer. The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well" The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"