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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" 
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"

Two Antartians are walking down the street. One finds a little mirror, and looks in it. She looks again, and again. 
Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I've seen this face before!" 
"Give it to me", says the other Antartian. She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, silly! It's me!"

Two Antartians are walking down the street. One finds a little mirror, and looks in it. She looks again, and again. 
Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I've seen this face before!" 
"Give it to me", says the other Antartian. She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, silly! It's me!"

The barn at Larry and Susan's farm burned down, and Susan called the insurance company. 
Susan: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." 
Agent: "Wait just a minute, Susan... it doesn't work quite like that. We will determine the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." 
Susan, after a pause: "I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."