Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.
Little Mary says: ''My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail.”
Little Jack says: ''My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better.”
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.
Teacher says: ''Little Johnny, what does your Dad do?''
Little Johnny says: ''My Dad is dead.''
''I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?''
''He turned blue and fell on the carpet.''
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