A man and a woman were going at it on the sofa when the phone rang.
"Who was that?" the guy asked.
"My husband," she replied.
"Damn, I better get going then," the guy said. "Where was he when he phoned?"
"You can relax," said the woman. "He's downtown playing poker with you."
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HENNE : I wondered...very surprised
Dan the Man 009 : Great joke! ;-)
?Or# : Same here. Good joke
?Or# : Apparently we’re all sex focused maniacs waiting to be censored!!!
Egbert : amazing that this one passed censors. I had couple much less suggestive that was rejected and suggested go to their x rated site. Like this one, keep them coming. voted
Dan the Man 009 : Me too. :-(