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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 789
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3133.00
$5.00 won 8 votes

The farmers almanac has predicted a much colder winter than normal.

I have been observing squirrels and they are collecting more nuts than normal.

Which makes me wonder where my 3 cousins have disappeared to???

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$6.00 won 8 votes

I decided to do the DNA test to discover who I really am...

They sent me the results and the conclusion reached...

They sent me a package of seeds and suggested I start over again!

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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7 votes

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting…

He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”

“What I want you to do…” the man continued, “every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man...

... and his re-seeding heir line.

7 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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$15.00 won 9 votes

A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"

The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

9 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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