barber7796 Profile



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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 789
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3133.00
$7.00 won 9 votes

Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"

The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"

9 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

Little Johnny rushes inside, out of breath and shouts, "Mother! Mother! Give me some money for the poor old man that's shouting along the road!"

His mother replies, "What is he shouting?"

"Ice creams! Come get your ice cream..."

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
7 votes

I recentally had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take my order. 

I ask, "Do you have frog legs?" 

My waiter answered, "No, that's just the way I walk!"

7 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

Little Mary's father was typing away at his home computer, when she sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it?" her sister asked eagerly.

Proudly Little Mary replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

6 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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