Yo Momma is so dumb...

She was hiding from burglars behind glass doors!

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?

They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell!

I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...

Now they are starting to find me attractive...