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Egbert

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 445
# of followers : 1
# of following: 5
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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$9.00 won 4 votes

I was not ready for retirement and was looking for a new adventure.

So I decided to take up FENCING.

My neighbors have threatened to call the police if I don't put it back.

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I found a method that I can drop an egg from 6 feet and have it not break...

Drop it from 7 feet! (It won't break those first 6 feet!)

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A friend of mine was telling me that his girlfriend asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer.

This excited my friend because he thought he had found the perfect mate, so he responded with a "YES!" with great enthusiasm.

The girlfriend responded, "Perfect, because I am breaking up with you."

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My wife complained that the kitchen clock had nearly killed her mother, as it fell off the wall seconds after where she had been sitting underneath it.

That darn clock has always been slow.

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