S.Sovetts Profile



User Details

Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 348
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$7.00 won 3 votes

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and announces, ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!''

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair on his porch.

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a month, eat fatty foods and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”


5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$6.00 won 6 votes

A manager announces to his staff, “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”

A voice in the background says, “I’m offering 200!”

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
2 votes

BOSS: "What should we call this giant advertising board?"

PHIL: "A philboard!"

BILL: "No, wait... I have a better idea!"

2 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |