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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 351
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

A lady was taking her first golf lesson. She asked the instructor, "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?"

"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "P-u-t means to place something where you want it. P-u-t-t means, merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

5 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
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$5.00 won 3 votes

When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first seven years are the hardest," she said.

"How long have you been married?" I asked.

"Seven years," she replied.

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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4 votes

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie. The son comes home in the afternoon.

Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”
Son: “Yeah.”
Detector: “Beep.“

Son: “OK, OK, I was at the movies.”
Detector: “Beep.”
Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”

Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“
Detector: “Beep.”

Mother laughs: “Ha! He really is your son!”
Detector: “Beep.”

4 votes

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A man walked up to the counter of an auto-part store. "Excuse me," he said, "I'd like to get a new gas cap for my Yugo."

"Sure," the clerk replied. "Sounds like a fair exchange to me."

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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