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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 348
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$25.00 won 5 votes

A rookie pitcher is struggling on the mound, so the catcher walks up to have a quick talk with him.

"I think I've figured out your problem," the catcher tells the shaky pitcher. "You always lose control at exactly the same point in every game."

The pitcher feels a little relieved, thinking he has the answer to his issue. "When do I usually lose my control?" he asks his teammate.

"It's usually," the catcher admits, "right after the national anthem."

5 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$5.00 won 3 votes

A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.

"This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He's been caught telling unbelievable lies."

"I'll say he has," the woman replies, "I don't have a son."

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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3 votes

Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?

Because you should never press your luck.

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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$8.00 won 7 votes
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A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" the wife asks.

"Do I look dumb in this shirt?" the husband replies.

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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