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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 348
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$5.00 won 4 votes
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Teacher: Why are you late?

Little Johnny: There was an old man that lost a hundred dollar bill.

Teacher: Were you helping him search for it? How nice of you.

Little Johnny: Actually I was sitting on it, waiting for him to give up searching and leave.

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It always irked my mother that her grocery store didn’t carry eggs in packages of six—just by the dozen.

Then one day, her wish came true. She walked into the grocery and found fresh eggs in cartons of six!

She was so excited, she bought two!

3 votes

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"Dad, I am hungry."

"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, I'm serious."

"I thought you were Hungry?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Nope, I'm Dad."

5 votes

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It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...

Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!

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