S.Sovetts Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 528
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 587.00
$10.00 won 3 votes
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I went to the doctors recently. He said, "Don't eat anything fatty."

I said, "What, like bacon and burgers?"

He said, "No, I mean you, Fatty, don't eat anything!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$12.00 won 3 votes

Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens...

Great man, horrible cabinet maker.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$12.00 won 3 votes

I took my bicycle to the liquor store the other day. I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So, I drank all the vodka and then headed home.

It turned out to be a really good decision, because I fell nine times on my way home.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$9.00 won 2 votes

My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

2 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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