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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 343
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$6.00 won 6 votes
 

Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."

Ashley: "Really?"

Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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4 votes

The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out.

The clerk shook his head and said, “Never mind,” and rang me up.

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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5 votes
 

Dude 1: Hey, bro?

Dude 2: Yeah, bro?

Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: Bro-chure...

5 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was.

I told him it is between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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