S.Sovetts Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 351
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$8.00 won 6 votes

Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

“Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”

“But Larry’s still alive?”

“I know, but his hair is gone.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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5 votes

My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...

I guess we are raised differently.

5 votes

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4 votes

Why are there never any "Good" side effects on medicines?

For once, I'd like to read a label on a medicine bottle that says, "May Cause Extreme Sexiness!!!"

4 votes

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3 votes

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

3 votes

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