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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 351
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$5.00 won 5 votes

Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"

Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."

Friend: "How?"

Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A desserter.

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As an maintenance man in an upscale hotel, I was asked to repair or replace the television in a guest room. When I arrived, the couple was watching a picture that had static lines going through it and was very fuzzy.

I knew all our spare sets were in use, so I figured what the heck, I struck the side of the TV with the heel of my hand. The picture became clear returned to normal.

"Look, honey," said the wife to her husband. "He went to the same repair school as you."

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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