Why is 68 afraid of 70?
Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.
My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!?
Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
In laughter the 'L' comes first...
The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.
I started a new job as a security guard last night.
Before my boss left he told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night.
I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.