Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a-low-ha?

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...

He had selfie steam issues.

My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”

So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said, "Don't forget to write!"

I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"