“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh.
Doc: It's ok, they're benign.
Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten!
How many bones are in a human hand?
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...
Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!