We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
But his brother Frank was a monster!
Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.
I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.
Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...
It’s my way or the Huawei...
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis?"