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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 356
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1705.00
$15.00 won 6 votes
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

A limbo champion walked into a bar...

He was disqualified.

5 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"

Me: "I perform under pressure..."

Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"

Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 7 votes
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I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.”

He said, “You have a wee cough?”

I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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