aod318 Profile



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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 290
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 436.00
$12.00 won 2 votes

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

MAN, I sure am LUCKY!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aod318" |
1 votes

They told me, "Follow your dreams..."

So I went back to bed.

1 votes

posted by "aod318" |
1 votes

A robber breaks into a house and ties up the woman and man.

The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please, let her go..."

Robber: "I only care about the jewels! I won't hurt you if you give me what I want..."

Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"

Robber: "Wow, you must really love your wife..."

Guy: "What? Oh no, my wife is about to get home!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

Man (to his boss): "Can we talk? I have a problem."

Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"

Man: "Ok then, I have a serious drinking opportunity."

3 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "aod318" |