Favorite this joke My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.
MAN, I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!
4th Place
won
$12.00
They told me, "Follow your dreams..."
So I went back to bed.
A robber breaks into a house and ties up the woman and man.
The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please, let her go..."
Robber: "I only care about the jewels! I won't hurt you if you give me what I want..."
Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"
Robber: "Wow, you must really love your wife..."
Guy: "What? Oh no, my wife is about to get home!"
Man (to his boss): "Can we talk? I have a problem."
Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"
Man: "Ok then, I have a serious drinking opportunity."
2nd Place
won
$25.00
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