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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 290
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eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
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My wife, and other ladies in our parish, count church donations every Monday.

This week she came home early.

When I asked, "Why are you so early?"

She replied, "Everyone showed up this week, so we didn’t have anyone to talk about."

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I, for one, long for the good old days...

I really think we should stop texting and get back to just emailing each other.

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Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

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Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar.

"What's the matter?" asked Chris of his buddy. "You look kind of down."

"My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin."

"Why's that?"

"Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."

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