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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 112
# of followers : 0
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eligible jokes to win : 7
Location: United States
won: $ 183.00
$10.00 won 3 votes

I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, "He who knows and knows he knows, knows not. He who knows not and knows he knows not, knows."

I don't know who's going to do my taxes next year, but I know it won't be him again.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I'm not addicted to coffee...

It's more of a committed relationship.

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My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week...

I don’t know how much she charges.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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It's ten below zero one early spring day in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab."

"Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week."

"That's okay," says the bartender. "I'll just write your name and the amount you owe me right here on the wall."

"But," says Pat, "I don't want any of my friends to see that."

"They won't," says the bartender. "I'll just hang your parka over it until it's paid."

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