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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 112
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 7
Location: United States
won: $ 183.00
2 votes

"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.

"I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me.

Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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1 votes

Yesterday my spouse was berating me for checking my email all day as I work from home.

"You know," she complained, "I think that work rules your life."

"No dear," I replied, "you rule my life... I just prefer work."

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

MAN, I sure am LUCKY!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aod318" |
1 votes

They told me, "Follow your dreams..."

So I went back to bed.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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