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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 273
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 397.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

I got a phone call when I was in the pub,

"If you don't get home in ten minutes I'm giving the dog your dinner!"

So I went home.

I love that dog.

1 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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You know you've still got it when you're walking across the beach with your wife and there's a couple of young girls waving at you while she isn't looking.

There's no way that I was ever gonna swim out that far to save them though.

1 votes

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My son and I were sat in the city centre, waiting for my wife to come out of this high-end shoe store, and we were absolutely bored to tears.

Then all the sudden, the entire Royal Ballet came out of nowhere and put on a completely impromptu dance performance!

We were still absolutely bored to tears.

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$9.00 won 2 votes

Why do archaeologists get all the girls?

Because they have the best dating techniques.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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