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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 315
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 475.00
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My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.

So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again.

I didn't get pulled over or anything...

I just showed up to work 20 minutes early.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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I bought an alarm clock yesterday but I took it back today and asked for a refund, I said to the assistant, "It's not working properly, I set the alarm for 7:30am but it went off at 4:30am."

"I'd like to give you a refund sir, but it's smashed into pieces. How do you explain the damage?" he asked.

I said, "I just told you, it's not working properly and it went off at 4:30am."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Do you enjoy yelling "What?" from the other room?

Then marriage might be for you.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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